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When I was fifteen I struck up a strange friendship with a man double my age. Pete was a year-old electrician and mature age university student with long hair in a ponytail, black eyes, and olive skin. An alluring mix of bookishness and muscles, he was far more appealing than the skinny metalhead boys I sat next to in maths and geography. I told Des that I had a crush on Pete and rather than gently refocus my attention on kids my own age, he promptly facilitated a relationship between us. After the briefest of internal conflicts rippled across his face, he fucked me. Their stunned faces made it clear they thought any relationship between Pete and I troubling. I hated being called that. It depersonalised me, reaffirmed that I was only a plaything to him, and that he also viewed me as some kind of threat: I would get pregnant, dob him into my parents, and his whole life would be ruined.
At the root, there can only be two options:. Remember when Michelle Obama murdered Joan Rivers a few years ago? Neither do we. But Infowarrior king Alex Jones sure does. But is any of it true? After an exhaustive investigation of our own, Gawker has concluded that, sure, why not! Which means that every take probably makes you just a little bit angrier than the last.