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When I was fifteen I struck up a strange friendship with a man double my age. Pete was a year-old electrician and mature age university student with long hair in a ponytail, black eyes, and olive skin. An alluring mix of bookishness and muscles, he was far more appealing than the skinny metalhead boys I sat next to in maths and geography. I told Des that I had a crush on Pete and rather than gently refocus my attention on kids my own age, he promptly facilitated a relationship between us. After the briefest of internal conflicts rippled across his face, he fucked me. Their stunned faces made it clear they thought any relationship between Pete and I troubling. I hated being called that. It depersonalised me, reaffirmed that I was only a plaything to him, and that he also viewed me as some kind of threat: I would get pregnant, dob him into my parents, and his whole life would be ruined.
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